Understanding Dog Owners Tee – Emotional Fluency Required (Unisex t-shirt)

For those who know that dog ownership isn’t just a lifestyle—it’s a full emotional language.

This tee features bold white text on a dark backdrop, delivering a message that’s part confession, part clapback. Whether you're explaining leash drama to strangers or decoding your dog’s mood swings like a therapist, this shirt says what every dog owner’s been thinking: “If you don’t get it, you don’t own one.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Fit note: This tee has a modern unisex fit. Women may prefer to size down for a snug fit; men should order true to size. Check the size chart for exact measurements.

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