For the emotionally present but socially unavailable.
This retro-style tee features a cartoon bulldog in sunglasses, slouched beside a coffee mug, staring forward with the kind of energy that says, “I showed up. That’s enough.”
Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee with a vintage-inspired palette and distressed texture, this shirt is perfect for introverts, boundary-setters, and anyone who prefers silence over small talk.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
