1
/
of
1
Emotional Chaos Art
dogs > small talk tee (Unisex t-shirt)
dogs > small talk tee (Unisex t-shirt)
Regular price
$20.50 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$20.50 USD
Quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
Some truths are quieter.
This shirt says what you’re thinking—dogs > small talk. Clean, direct, and emotionally honest, it’s designed for introverts, dog lovers, and anyone who prefers tail wags over awkward chatter.
Wear it when you’d rather be sniffing trees than making small talk.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Unisex fit, available up to 5X
This shirt says what you’re thinking—dogs > small talk. Clean, direct, and emotionally honest, it’s designed for introverts, dog lovers, and anyone who prefers tail wags over awkward chatter.
Wear it when you’d rather be sniffing trees than making small talk.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Unisex fit, available up to 5X
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Share
