Beam Me Up UFO Tee – “Before I Say What I Really Think” (Unisex t-shirt)

For the emotionally maxed-out and cosmically curious. This tee blends retro sci-fi vibes with extraterrestrial sass, featuring a bold graphic of a hovering UFO and a beam of light that says exactly what you’re thinking—without saying too much. Whether you're dodging small talk or setting interstellar boundaries, this shirt lets you exit the conversation in style.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton with a front-only design. Perfect for pairing with quiet defiance, loud playlists, and zero tolerance for nonsense

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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